What walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs in the middle of the day and 3 legs at sunset????
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QUESTION: WHAT DID THE ELEPHANT SAY TO THE NAKED MAN?
ANSWER: HOW DO U BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE BANANA BANANA WHO KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE BANANA BANANA WHO KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE ORANGE ORANGE WHO ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA AGIAN?
( A JOKE MADE UP BUY SAM ) THERE WAS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR SAM OPENED IT WHO IS IT HE SAID A MAN DERRRR REPLIED AMANDA BEN INIT WERE SAMS FINAL WORDS.
QUESTION: WHY DID CINDERELLA GET KICKED OFF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?
ANSWER: CAUSE SHE RAN AWAY FROM THE BALL!
QUESTION: WHY WAS CINDERELLA SO BAD AT FOOLBALL?
ANSWER: CAUSE HER COACH WAS A PUMPKIN!
WALKING DOWN THE ROAD OF LIFE
I CAN SEE SO MUCH STIFE
WO HO
I WISH MY HARDSHIPS WOULD GO AWAY
BUT THEY JUST SEEM TO STAY
WO HO
BUT ONE DAY I FOUND JESUS
HE SHOWED ME THE WAY
HE TOLD ME HE CAME TO HELP THOSE PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN STRIFE
TO SHOW THEM WHAT WAS WRITE
WO HO
IF YOU WALKING THE ROAD OF LIFE TODAY
DONT WALK IT IN STIFE
LISTEN TO WHAT GOD HAS TO SAY
IT WILL BE WHAT IS WRITE
OH HO
THE END
this song just came to my head boom and i wrote it down i find that amazing.
The 4 horsemen this is
before the trip to Plymoth
so this is not there actual parts
in the street play my dad is the
narator sam is death and D.J is war
money was allways steve and josh
was allways jesus
im not in the play cause i cant be
1 of the horsemen or the narator
but im the money collector LOL.
I know basicly all there lines of by
heart cause i see the play soooo
often.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO READ THIS BLOG
UNLESS YOU ARE A HOG
I AM GIVING YOU HUGS AND KISSES
AND HAPPINESS WISHES
JUST A SILLY LITTLE POEM BUT AT LEAST IT MAKES SENSE IM NOT VERY GOOD AT
WRITING POEMS THAT MAKE SENSE LOL
Well we went on a road trip with 2 other homes. We went to Plymoth to do the 4 horseman steetplay and talk to the teens there. The trip turned out a succes and we wond over 100 souls TYJ.
I was a little angel with wings and even a halo.
Are campsite was very nice and we played capture the flag alot while we were there.
The first day we met some Goths and Emo's and those sort of people.They were the people we were with most of the time and all of them got saved TYL.
I hav not got any pics rite now but i am hoping to get them soon and post them up.
And i just wanted to say thanks to my dad for making it all happen.
I LOVE YOU DAD
LATE AGAIN BLENKINSOP?
WHATS THE EXCUSE THIS TIME?
NOT MY FAULT SIR.
WHOSE FAULT IS IT THEN
( i did not write this bit )
NOT MY FAULT SIR.
WHOS FAULT IS IT THEN?
MY MUMS SIR.
WHAT DID SHE DO?
SHE WENT MAD SIR
BUT I THOUGHT SHE WENT MAD LAST WEEK
NO THAT WAS MY DAD SIR.
WHAT ABOUT MISSING YESTERDAYS ENGLISH EXAM
THAT WAS MY FRIEND SIR.
I SUPPOSE HE WENT MAD ASWELL?
NO SIR HE TIED ME UP AND LEFT ME SIR
WHY DIDNT YOU SHOUT FOR HELP?
NO ONE AROUND SIR
THERE WAS A OLD MAN OF PERU
WHO DREAMT HE WAS EATING HIS SHOE
HE WOLK IN THE NIGHT
IN A TERRIBLE FRIGHT
AND FOUND IT WAS PERFECLY TRUE
THERE WAS A OLD LADY OF RIGA ( RIMES WITH TIGER ) ( ITS A MADE UP PLACE )
WHO WENT FOR A RIDE ON A TIGER
THEY RETURNED FROM THE RIDE WITH THE LADY INSIDE
AND A SMILE ON THE FACE OF THE TIGER
I KNOW SOME OF THESE MAY NOT MAKE SENSE BUT NEVERMIND
Hi every one in case you dont know im amanda sarah bennett i live in luton ( Near London ).
i realy like to chat and do things on the computer its like a magnet for me.
I have 2 sisters and 2 brothers my 2 sisters are suki ( 8 ) and Gemma ( 2 )
my 2 brothers are shawn ( 12 ) and sam ( 15 ) and im 10 my parents are simon and natasha and we are a home in luton free to family traverlers.
well hope you enjoy looking at my blog.